http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/posts/page/1/ en Vox Wed, 18 Oct 2006 23:31:41 -0400 Copyright 2006 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/the-photocopy.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/the-photocopy.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/the-photocopy.html?_c=feed-rss Wed, 18 Oct 2006 23:31:41 -0400 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c2252be6b0f219.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a0.vox.com/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c2252be6b0f219-50si" alt="the photocopy" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> [Scott's Mom:] Scott Penkava was born December 31st Weighing in at 9 pounds 9 1/2 ounces He was the first of my 3 children The one who caused me the most pain when i gave birth to him And that's how i knew that he was a special child [Scott ... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/the-photocopy.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c2252be75b8fdb?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/my-mom-can-read-this-oneshe-already-knows-this-story.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/my-mom-can-read-this-oneshe-already-knows-this-story.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/my-mom-can-read-this-oneshe-already-knows-this-story.html?_c=feed-rss Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:46:04 -0400 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c225246e57549d.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a7.vox.com/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c225246e57549d-50si" alt="Feminist icon" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> so one morning i was riding the train with my friend emmy, and we were talking about our respective devorces, and she asked how things with my ex-wife and i actually ended, and i told her that we got in a fist fight. which was the greatly abbrevi... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/my-mom-can-read-this-oneshe-already-knows-this-story.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c2252a61238e1d?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/dude-how-did-i-miss-it.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/dude-how-did-i-miss-it.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/dude-how-did-i-miss-it.html?_c=feed-rss Sun, 17 Sep 2006 22:20:56 -0400 i finally figured out why comedy is better than art... and it's pretty dumb and obvious. comedy is all about content. that's it. it's completely intellectual. you're weird looking so what (actually, amy sedaris is pretty fucking gorgeous, not that... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22527aeeb8e1d?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/i-really-hope-my-mom-doesnt-read-this-one.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/i-really-hope-my-mom-doesnt-read-this-one.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/i-really-hope-my-mom-doesnt-read-this-one.html?_c=feed-rss Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:01:10 -0400 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c225246e57549d.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a7.vox.com/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c225246e57549d-50si" alt="Feminist icon" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> i guess this thing is all about the back stories for this crap so here's the second half first for this one. last spring, a couple weeks after i made it i was wearing this shirt at a party in baltimore. and these two girls roll up on me and star... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/i-really-hope-my-mom-doesnt-read-this-one.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22525617d8e1d?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/im-gonna-join-the-circus.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/im-gonna-join-the-circus.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/im-gonna-join-the-circus.html?_c=feed-rss Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:00:11 -0400 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22523cd05f219.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a5.vox.com/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22523cd05f219-50si" alt="Lifetime Impulse" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> so one night i was quietly google image seaching, probably for vomit, or poop or some such, and i came across some form of note, i don't remember what it was but anyway then i started searching for notes, a note came up from a girl named michel... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/im-gonna-join-the-circus.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22523ff6e604a?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> run away http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/the-kitten-drama-1.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/the-kitten-drama-1.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/the-kitten-drama-1.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:58:54 -0400 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/video/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22522c7758fdb.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a5.vox.com/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22522c7758fdb-50si" alt="sleepy kitty making biscuits" /></a> <a href="http://nanofishie.vox.com/library/video/6a00c225202e75549d00c22520b856604a.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a6.vox.com/6a00c225202e75549d00c22520b856604a-50si" alt="sleepy kitty making biscuits" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> okay so then there's this thing, this wee-little video that i made that was the first thing i ever posted on youtube, and of course there was drama. i stole it, yep, that was me, i re-edited it, guilty again, and yeah i put it back right next t... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/the-kitten-drama-1.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22524bdfc8e1d?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/matthew-barney-can-suck-my-budget.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/matthew-barney-can-suck-my-budget.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/matthew-barney-can-suck-my-budget.html?_c=feed-rss Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:51:01 -0400 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22523544a604a.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a2.vox.com/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22523544a604a-50si" alt="What fuckin&#39; ever dude" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> So this guy has got more hubris than i've got chutzpah. matt matt matt matt matt, you're a photographer, deal with it. the books are fucking beautiful, the objects are fantastic, well some of them; but the movies are boring and fucking pointle... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/matthew-barney-can-suck-my-budget.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c2252356c5549d?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> matthew barney cremaster mystery science http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/cruisin.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/cruisin.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/cruisin.html?_c=feed-rss Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:50:08 -0400 then there's this... http://movies.aol.com/news/articles/_a/paramount-cuts-ties-with-tom-cruise/20060823075409990001 pretty impressive since they have a good working relationship with Roman Polanski (i never knew that he did her in all three doo... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/cruisin.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22522f37a8fdb?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> tom cruise insane war of the worlds matt lauer http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/war-of-the-worlds-scientology-edition.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/war-of-the-worlds-scientology-edition.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/war-of-the-worlds-scientology-edition.html?_c=feed-rss Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:13:51 -0400 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22522beabf219.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a3.vox.com/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22522beabf219-50si" alt="Wow" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> So yeah i'm a belligerent atheist and yeah i don't suffer fools unless they're funny, but god damn it, why'd they have to take tom cruise? growing up he was the number one role model, i was like six when i saw top gun and i wanted to be a figh... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/war-of-the-worlds-scientology-edition.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22522bb548fdb?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> tom cruise scientology war of the worlds http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/snl.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(scottpenkava) http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/snl.html?_c=feed-rss http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/snl.html?_c=feed-rss Tue, 22 Aug 2006 00:56:50 -0400 <p class="enclosed-assets" style="margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/video/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22522b41ff219.html?_c=feed-rss" style="float:left; margin-right:6px;"><img src="http://a7.vox.com/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22522b41ff219-50si" alt="Snl" /></a> <br style="clear:both;" /> </p> everything has to start somewhere, and i guess for here this is that point. NBC can suck my left fuckin' earlobe, nut, toe, kneecap whatever. they have some asshole patrolling youtube to find illegal content. which this video triggered when they ... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://scottpenkava.vox.com/library/post/snl.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c22522b0e6549d00c22522b413f219?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> rock tina fey snl hosted by scott penkava kick-ass