War of the Worlds: Scientology Edition
So yeah i'm a belligerent atheist and yeah i don't suffer fools unless they're funny, but god damn it, why'd they have to take tom cruise? growing up he was the number one role model, i was like six when i saw top gun and i wanted to be a fighter pilot until i saw the color of money when i was ten. i lost the next four years of my life playing pool, until i saw interview with the vampire when i was 13, and i started drinking blood. okay it's not quite that dramatic, but seriously tom cruise is kind of the gold standard for cool. now i can't see him in anything without cringing. i dunno, i guess i think fame necessitates a different standard of behavior. pro athletes should sign autographs for kids, period, no exceptions, that's your job, not starting fights during games. the whole mel gibson thing is really sad, but at least i divorced mad max from mel gibson a long time ago, and honestly who didn't see that whole thing coming after the whole, passion of the deicide thing.
